A hilarious overview of the methods people use to get even with big business, government and enemies. These dirty tricks range from the simple to the elaborate. George Hayduke has 23 books on Goodreads with ratings. George Hayduke’s most popular book is Get Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks. Don’t Get Mad, Get Even has 8 ratings and 0 reviews: Published May 1st by Citadel, pages, Paperback.

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Don’t Get Mad, Get Even

We stand corrected now, so stop sending us all the free samples. Eat a colorful portion of your meal. Most are moral cowards.

I get my dope by tomorrow or that little AIDS bait [ relationship ] of yours is deat meat. I forgot to tell Carla that in their own world, dogs have a pound where they tow stray humans. He was ordered into early retirement at less than a justified amount after his employer sold out for a huge profit within two hours of pledging to employees he would not sell out if they would agree to a wage giveback of 30 percent.

The fun really cuts loose, of course, when the frustrated mark finally takes the inoperable appliance to haycuke service center. You can also post the culprint ‘ s name on the lists of bad-check writers that a lot of business carry on their registers and checkout counters in full view to the public.


Get Even : The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks

They get picked on, cheated, bullied and abused. This helpful household hint comes from interior decorating hobbyist Mac Barfo. After the usual honest and open attempts to right this wrong.

After your herd is safely delivered, you should depart. Why not rent someone who looks and sounds like your least favorite political thing and have your impersonator make political speeches, public appearances, press conferences, etc. He was kind enough to write me a letter explaining how he moonlights as an interior decorator.

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If you want the fleas to a nice home, sprinkle some powered sugar around the interior of the vehicle, too. As most dealers are slow, this vehicle could sit for a week before someone – the real owner and the police – start to get seriously worried about it.

The lawyer who gained big bucks was the mayor’s son. Want to Read saving…. Remember that psychological warfare is almost always more devastating than the real thing.

His is a simple idea that befits the simple-minded Brotherhood of Rednecked Baboons who misuse these fine machines. Keep ’em brief, like ten seconds, and then split as soon as you’re off the air.


Maybe that one could be referred to as the markee. It creates quite a reaction. Some tossed their lemons at the salesmen standing outside the dealership trying to wish away Skull’s legal form of Haydukery.

You stick them over the expired sign and it would look on routine inspection as if there were money in the meter.

The idea is to overload the machine and, perhaps, make the mark miss an important call. What will we do with them all?

Catch a wild raccoon, opossum, groundhog or feral cat in it. Dead folks have been cited. Being an old farm boy, he’d know. I got this book back in the 80’s. Let your mark eat it.

Leave the box behind. She says that roadkill and other dead animals are like cops, they’re never around when you need one. Tra Cee added it Oct 26, William marked it as to-read Sep 29, Do work and salary make you free? But for some months now, Mac has wanted to visit his ancestral home in the Australian outback.